I have lost 44 pairs of posts, wrote them out by design
I have written and posted 2 dozen comments,
Well before the clock struck nine
I read that tub of lard's post about dual agency
Threw up in a bucket, went shopping and kicked him in the can.
Cause my points have gone missin'... M-I-S-S-I-N, I'll say it again!
All of June has been scrubbed, 'till it's shining like a dime
The post about babies, and cars and showings on time.
I know I've messed up, I'm up typing 'til four a.m. and then
Lie down for a minute, jump up and I'm in it all over again.
Cause my points they're done missin'... M-I-S-S-I-N, I'll say it again!
With apologies to Peggy Lee, Helen Reddy and Oprah... especially Oprah.