Corona Virus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house looking for food. We're told "no" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about car rides and walks.
I'd like to thank my middle finger for always being there, sticking up for me all those times when I needed it most.
I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.
ME: I want to travel more...Bank Account: Like to the park?
When they say "green New Deal" they mean "We are taking more of your Green and you have to Deal with it...
If we all started wearing masks with "Trump 2020" on them how long would it be before the experts, decided we don't need masks anymore?
I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "It must be nice."
Be good to your spouse during this lockdown, remember; right now they could poison you and it would be counted as a COVID death.