Giggle Time Is Always Fun

By
Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

Corona Virus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house looking for food. We're told "no" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about car rides and walks.

 

I'd like to thank my middle finger for always being there, sticking up for me all those times when I needed it most.

 

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

 

ME: I want to travel more...Bank Account: Like to the park?

 

When they say "green New Deal" they mean "We are taking more of your Green and you have to Deal with it...

 

If we all started wearing masks with "Trump 2020" on them how long would it be before the experts, decided we don't need masks anymore?

 

I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "It must be nice."

 

Be good to your spouse during this lockdown, remember; right now they could poison you and it would be counted as a COVID death.

 

 

Comments (5)

Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Beth,

I love the humor that has come around this whole mess.  Thank you for the laughs.  A

Aug 06, 2020 09:54 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Ha ha I loved this post and I have been saying all along they are cooking the numbers... now with that said you found the solution:

If we all started wearing masks with "Trump 2020" on them how long would it be before the experts, decided we don't need masks anymore?

 

 

Sadly here in CA if I did that I would either get shot or stabbed to death:)Endre

 

Aug 06, 2020 09:28 PM
Kimo Jarrett
WikiWiki Realty - Huntington Beach, CA
Pro Lifestyle Solutions

Very humorous and intuitive. Unfortunately, I believe that Endre's comment about wearing Trump 2020 masks is a reflection about the silent majority's fear of confrontation and retaliation from avowed socialistic extremists. Sad but IMO it's true. 

Aug 07, 2020 12:24 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Beth and Richard Witt,

When something funny is also true it does make you "giggle"!

Aug 07, 2020 09:04 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Between Google and zoom and happy hours at home, I am up for whatever in this weird time.

Aug 09, 2020 08:08 PM