I had a call on one of my properties by an unrepresented buyer. He wanted to view the property, but did not want to use a buyer's agent. He was under the impression that by not using a buyer's agent he was going to save money. I didn't bother trying to dissuade him.
After a brief vetting conversation, I agreed to meet him at the property in about an hour.
I waited in the lobby for him to arrive. He was about 5 minutes late, but his presence was clearly announced before he arrived.
A cloud of Drakkar Noir arrived a few minutes before he did. Thank goodness I was wearing a face mask.
I think those bottles of fragrance are about 3.5 ounces, and I think he'd used about half the bottle. Very sexy, right?
I was coughing pretty strongly, which I attributed to my allergies, when he looked questioningly at me. Yeah... allergic to your drenching yourself with Drakkar Noir.
I think I'm going to need to go to the health club and sit in the Shvitz for a while... (Shvitz = steam room) to detox my lungs. If he makes an offer on the property... I'm not meeting him for the inspection. - cough, cough! -