“Getting Married”

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“Getting Married”

 

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."

 

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Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Grant Schneider
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Hi Joe Petrowsky - they will need many donors.  Very cute.

Sep 23, 2020 03:04 AM #1
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Nina Hollander
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Oh so funny, Joe. Hopefully Jacob and Rebecca are now living their happily ever after!

Sep 23, 2020 04:11 AM #2
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Donald Urschalitz
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Love it I would say that they have all bases covered.

Sep 23, 2020 04:37 AM #3
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. There is a different perspective depending upon your age. This one is truly funny. Enjoy your day!

Sep 23, 2020 05:03 AM #4
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky 

Thank you for your post, it definitely put a smile on my face and that's how I will start my day.  Thanks. 

Sep 23, 2020 06:26 AM #5
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