There were two chocolate chip cookies left in the Ziploc bag, in the cupboard above the fridge. To be honest, I was surprised that one of my kids hadn't already finished them off. Lucky me!
Several hours later, my youngest daughter—she's 8 years old—walks into my office. "Dad," she says. "Can I have a cookie?"
"Sorry, they're all gone," I reply.
"I licked the one I wanted," she says in response.
"You licked one?"
"Yep," she answers as she strolls out the door.
True story, though the dialogue may have been slightly modified due to lack of a perfect memory. Hopefully this brightens someone's day. :)