“Happy Halloween”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Happy Halloween”

 

 

 

 

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything…

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin …

…and… of…course, …the coffin stops!

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ba`B Ratliff
Robert Ratliff Realty - San Antonio, TX
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Oh no..... I was on the edge of my chair and then comes the drums "ba dum tsss". great one.

Oct 28, 2020 03:11 AM #1
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Grant Schneider
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky - OMG, I wondered where that one was going.  Very funny.

Oct 28, 2020 04:01 AM #2
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
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Oh my, Joe! Groan, groan, groan! But funny nonetheless because I never saw this punchline coming.

Oct 28, 2020 04:33 AM #3
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Michael Jacobs
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Hello Joe - that's quite the ending.  I knew a punchline was coming but your lead up to that point makes a good Halloween story.  

Oct 28, 2020 04:37 AM #4
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Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
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Good morning Joe,

That is why they say trick or treat!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Oct 28, 2020 04:57 AM #5
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Not sure where this one was going until the cough drops. Enjoy your day!

Oct 28, 2020 04:59 AM #6
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Rocky Dickerson
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Great groaner Joe. I admit I didn't see that one coming today. Make it a great day!

Oct 28, 2020 06:20 AM #7
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