A Little Bit Of Humor

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Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

   

 

Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

 

I never thought our death would also be :

MADE IN CHINA

 

If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientist.

 

And just like that, nobody died of natural causes in 2020.

 

Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!

 

The Toilet Paper "crisis" confirmed that we have more assholes than we thought!

 

Getting older is just one body part after another saying, 'HAHA. Do you think that's bad? Watch this.'

 

If there's intelligent life out there bring them down to

earth and replace our government with them, please!!!

 

Best Realtor one-liner of the day: "Can you see yourself quarantined here?"

 

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

 

 

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Rainmaker
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
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Beth,

What a assortment of funny punchlines, and I really like the realtor's line,

Best Realtor one-liner of the day: "Can you see yourself quarantined here?"

Oct 26, 2020 11:31 AM #1
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Will Hamm
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Hello Beth and Happy Monday.  You made me smile and laugh at some of these.  

Oct 26, 2020 11:42 AM #2
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Anna Banana Kruchten CRS CRB, Phoenix Broker
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Beth you're cracking me up  - thanks for the afternoon laughs!  LOL

 

And just like that, nobody died of natural causes in 2020.

Oct 26, 2020 12:24 PM #3
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Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
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Hi Beth and Richard Witt - Great one-liners!  I love the old Carnac line at the end.  I miss Johnny!

Oct 26, 2020 01:43 PM #4
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Kathy Streib
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Beth- I'm not just chuckling...I'm laughing my head off!!! I loved all of these. Thank you so much for this!!! This is one of my favorites...

If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientist.

Oct 26, 2020 06:11 PM #5
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Hi Beth and Richard,  Thank you so much for the laughs.  A great way to start out a work week.  My wife is a teacher and really chuckled at the school closure one.

Oct 26, 2020 07:27 PM #6
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Nina Hollander
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Wish I could have chosen a favorite, Beth... these were all funny. Thanks for the early morning giggle.

Oct 27, 2020 04:50 AM #7
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