Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
I never thought our death would also be :
MADE IN CHINA
If the schools are closed for too long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the scientist.
And just like that, nobody died of natural causes in 2020.
Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!
The Toilet Paper "crisis" confirmed that we have more assholes than we thought!
Getting older is just one body part after another saying, 'HAHA. Do you think that's bad? Watch this.'
If there's intelligent life out there bring them down to
earth and replace our government with them, please!!!
Best Realtor one-liner of the day: "Can you see yourself quarantined here?"
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.