Summary of life

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Real Estate Agent with RG Realty Group
SUMMARY OF LIFE:
 
Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:
 
1)  No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats
2)  When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3)  If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second person.
4)  You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
5)  The best pace to be when your sad is Grandma or Grandpa's lap. 
 
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned:
 
1)  Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
2)  Wrinkles don't hurt.
3)  Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4)  Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5)  Laughing is good exercise.  It's like your jogging on the inside.
6)  Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy or color.
 
Great Truths About Growing Old:
 
1)  Growing old is mandatory;  growing up is optional.
2)  Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get.
3)  When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4)  You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5)  It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6)  Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
&  Wisdom comes with age...but sometimes age comes alone.
 
The Four Stages Of Life:
 
1)  You believe in Santa Claus.
2)  You don't believe in Santa Clause.
3)  You are Santa Clause.
4)  You LOOK like Santa Clause.
 
May your Christmas be filled with happiness, Family, and MANY blessings.
 
All the best,
 
Tim

Comments (2)

Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Had to chuckle at the adult phrases.  Laughing is like juggling on the inside but should have also included while jiggling on the outside

Dec 22, 2020 12:45 PM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Tim L. Ramey - love those.  Thanks for sharing  I especially like the stages of life.

Dec 23, 2020 06:10 AM