I am so thrilled to introduce my new assistant to you! He joined the business in early November of 2020 and is already one of the best things to have happened during Covid-times, and, frankly, my whole life.
Among his strongest assets are his eagerness to please, grooming habits and handsomeness, and quiet presence. He is the perfect combination of follower and leader, a quick learner and my shadow. His exceptional listening skills and laid-back attitude have already proven invaluable. He's quickly becoming a trusted confidante who is learning the ropes without complaining or acting obnoxious (well... we'll forgive the occasional lapse in judgement, he is still quite young after all). Ever ready to explore, he enjoys a good think while upping his daily step count... just like me!
I have caught him sleeping on the job, however, and have found him easily distracted by squeaky things and anything chewy in general, so there's still room for improvement.