A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career to sell shoes.
The two real estate agents go to Africa to open up a new market.
Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I'm returning on the next flight.
I can't sell shoes here. Everyone goes barefoot."
At the same time the other real estate agent sent an email to the factory,
stating "The prospects are unlimited here. Nobody has any shoes here!"