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Funny Reflections On The Gifts of 2020
Everyone has a favorite story about the ups and downs in our "Most Recent Past Year" of adventure. Let's hope that your upcoming year will be full of joy and success!
The deadly dozen below came to me as the 40th forwarded name on the email. Generally, don't read those but glad not to miss this group of reminders to smile. Which reminds me - hats off to Rocky Dickerson for his FRIDAY FUNNIES series. A dose of laughter goes a long way towards success!
"Here are some things to consider since we closed the door on one of the craziest years of our lifetime:
* The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
* I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.
He asked me what I was wearing.
* 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
* The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
* Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
* This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.
Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
* I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.
I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
* Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money!"'
Stay safe out there!
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