A Funny For Thursday Know Your Destination

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Real Estate Agent with Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 REB.0759001

Mario and Maria had a wonderful marriage and had been together for 50 years. 

As Mario was starting to fail in health he was continually after Maria to start to collect his money and put it in bags.  As the priest was administering the least rights to Mario, he again turned to Maria and asked her to put the bags in the attic so that when he died he could collect the bags and take them up to Heaven with him.

A week or so later Mario died and Maria started to gather his clothes and  not wanting to put them in the basement decided to store them in the attic.  As she got up there she saw the bags of money still hanging where she left them.

She shrugged her shoulders and just uttered aloud, "I knew I should have put them in the basement."

 A Funny For Thursday   Know Your Destination

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Comments (17)

Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

That Mario!  At least he was an optimist!  🤣

Feb 04, 2021 05:43 AM
Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI   And Maria was a realist

Feb 04, 2021 05:45 AM
Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI

And a perfect match...50 years together!

Feb 04, 2021 06:05 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Ed - a cute "ending".   Talk about the ideal "send-off".  😀

Feb 04, 2021 05:58 AM
Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
The House Kat

Haha, well, since Mario doesn't need the money, guess who can spend it!

Feb 04, 2021 05:58 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Ed Silva - this is really very funny.  Thanks for the humor.

Feb 04, 2021 06:04 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Good morning Ed Silva hmmmm I guess he wasn't as good as he thought he was

Feb 04, 2021 06:05 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Ed, too funny, and a great way to start the day with a chuckle! 

Feb 04, 2021 06:27 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Good morning Nick,

A cute story, and a great way to start this morning on Active Rain.  A

Feb 04, 2021 07:31 AM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Ed, I Had to think about this one for a minute...now I get it...

Feb 04, 2021 09:54 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Ed I am a little slow so it took me a minute to get the punch line. 😄😄😄

Feb 04, 2021 11:03 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Ed Silva  I loved this -Thanks for the great laugh 😊

Feb 04, 2021 11:59 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

That's a really good one, Ed! Thanks for the laugh!

Feb 04, 2021 12:27 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

Too funny, Ed.  Well, the good news is Maria just inherited a fortune!  

Feb 04, 2021 02:58 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

This one took me a minute to get but that is funny!

Thank you for sharing.

Feb 04, 2021 05:41 PM
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Ed- that's a cute one!!!!   Maybe he should have hedged his bet and had Maria place the money in both places. 

Feb 04, 2021 06:27 PM
Brian England
Vacasa - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Money doesn't seem like something we will need in Heaven, haha.  I don't have enough of it to fill a bag anyways.

Feb 05, 2021 04:37 AM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI had it right! Mario was an optimist

Feb 05, 2021 06:28 AM

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