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Joke of the Day 2-28-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches

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John Pusa
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Crest - Glendale, CA
Your All Time Realtor With Exceptional Service

Hello CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS both lawyers solve the problem of can't eat own sandwiches. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!

Feb 28, 2021 01:16 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, EXP - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Candy,  Is it too late to say "Ew",   even without Covid - I think it would be pretty gross.  Thanks for the laugh.

Feb 28, 2021 01:48 PM
Raymond Henson, eXp Realty
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

It is tough to get over on a good attorney.  Lol.

Feb 28, 2021 02:43 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Now that's thinking on your feet! As always, Candy, thanks for that early morning laugh. Hope your day is full of them.

Mar 01, 2021 04:17 AM
Brian England
Vacasa - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Lawyers don't seem to follow the rules and feel that they can get around any and all of them.

Mar 01, 2021 05:41 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Good morning CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS and keep tem coming. I ran out of PC jokes last week

Mar 01, 2021 06:45 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

They sure did John Pusa.  I did not see the end of this joke coming.  I laughed out loud.  

Mar 01, 2021 07:07 PM
John Pusa

Thanks CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS  I always enjoy your jokes gives me the opportunity to laugh.

Mar 01, 2021 08:00 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I agree with you Bob Crane.  I will only share food with my kids!

Have a Happy Day!

Mar 01, 2021 07:08 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

No you can't Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI.

Have a Happy Day!

Mar 01, 2021 07:09 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You're welcome Nina Hollander .  I hope you had a day full of smiles.

 

Mar 01, 2021 07:10 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I worry I am going to run out of good jokes one day my self Rocky Dickerson.

Mar 01, 2021 07:11 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Lawyers walk to their own tune for sure Brian England.

Have a Happy Day!

Mar 01, 2021 07:11 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

thank you - At the end of a long day - it is nice to get a good chuckle!  Thanks

Mar 02, 2021 08:13 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You are very welcome Lise Howe.  I hope your day tomorrow is better for you!

Mar 03, 2021 06:09 PM
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