Another Story Hard to Believe, or is it?

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Home Inspector with SLS Home Inspections-Bradley Bourbonnais Kankakee Manteno 450.004175
See if you can guess which one of these things are fake.
  1. 1. Buyer shows up wearing bright blue, yellow, red, orange and purple fingernail polish.
  2. 2. Buyer has on a woman's diamond engagement ring on his ring finger.
  3. 3. A friend shows up and proceeds to pull a box of cards and dice and a clear plastic tube with 2 felt placemats out of his coat. The 2 of them play a game of Magic the Gathering on the kitchen island countertop.
  4. 4. The sewer line drains just fine and no water starts bubbling up into the basement through the floor drain. All ductwork is in great shape with no remnants of friable asbestos. The main beam in just fine, noone has chain sawed it nearly all the way through. The chimney brick is not falling off the chimney into the front yard.
Good guessing. From the files of now I've seen everything.
 

Scott Seaton-The Home Inspector With A Heart 

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Comments (7)

Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Scott - as a long-time resident of California and after many years in real estate, any of things you mentioned wouldn't necessarily raise an eyebrow by me.   

Mar 07, 2021 06:33 AM
Joe Jackson
Keller Williams Capital Partners Realty - Columbus, OH
Clintonville and Central Ohio Real Estate Expert

Thanks for sharing. Thisis great information!

   Have a wonderful weekend!

Mar 07, 2021 08:17 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Retired Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Scott- Many may be hard to believe but in this world, anything is possible. 

Mar 07, 2021 05:28 PM
Kris Collis, Associate Broker
Smart Way America Realty - East Stroudsburg, PA
Professional Results you Expect 570-801-5525

Scott, like Michael Jacobs comments, all kinds of behavior are par for the course in real estate sales.  Everyone of good will is welcome.

Apr 08, 2021 10:34 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Scott Seaton Jr. Bourbonnais Kankakee IL Home Inspector - in this world,, anything is possible! This one made me smile and laugh. It really is a WYSIWYG world when it comes to home inspections and homes for sale! Where on earth did you find that Yellow Submarine? Now, I can't get that song out of my head!

Jul 12, 2021 07:08 PM
Scott Seaton Jr. Bourbonnais Kankakee IL Home Inspector

Beatles fan my whole life, so Beatles things get searched every so often. This one just popped up on a search. Since I turned 64 on June 22, "When I'm 64" has been the song in my head all the time.

Jul 14, 2021 05:13 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Scott Seaton Jr. Bourbonnais Kankakee IL Home Inspector -Happy belated birthday! I completely forgot that song, "When I'm 64," but what an oldie and a goodie! I think everytime a Boomer turns 64, family and guests should play that song and sing it instead of Happy Birthday. I'm glad to know I wasn't the only forever Beatles fan! 

Jul 14, 2021 08:21 AM
Jim Patton
Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816 - Modesto, CA
Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties

Hi Scott Seaton Jr. Bourbonnais Kankakee IL Home Inspector I'm guessing all of those things happened.  I've been doing this long enough that nothing surprises me anymore.  Love the Yellow Submarine!

Sep 25, 2021 01:36 PM