“Tough Argument for Sure!”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Tough Argument for Sure!”

 

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Carl, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Carl, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Carl again, speaking slowly, "Carl, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes," says Carl, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Carl, "Carl, listen, you are 80 years old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Carl says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"

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Comments (5)

Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. Never mess with an old man who has made up his mind. Cute! Enjoy your day.

Mar 10, 2021 05:10 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

that one deserves a chuckle.... I can relate to it....cataract surgery soon for me.... 

Mar 10, 2021 05:20 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker

Barbara Todaro hi Barbara... I had both eyes done last year just before covid shut everything down... easy, peasy. And you'll be amazed at how clear everything seems afterwards.

Mar 10, 2021 08:04 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Joe... now there's an answer that would be hard to argue with!

Mar 10, 2021 05:33 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Joe Petrowsky - a big difference between near sighted and far far sighted.

Mar 10, 2021 06:24 AM
Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

That defense attorney should have quit when he thougth he was ahead.  Maybe the lawyer couldn't see the moon

Mar 12, 2021 06:17 AM