“Tough Argument for Sure!”

“Tough Argument for Sure!”

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Carl, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Carl, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Carl again, speaking slowly, "Carl, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes," says Carl, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Carl, "Carl, listen, you are 80 years old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Carl says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"