Buh Bye Normal
On Aisle Nine. . .
Another press release has informed me that normal is being eliminated. Yes, Unilever, the international company known for all kinds of products from I Can't Believe It’s Not Butter to Ben and Jerry’s and far, far beyond issued a press release last week.
In case you hadn’t read or heard - the end of normal has been officially announced. And not a moment too soon.
What will I do? Sweat it out? There’s likely a cure for that in the medicine cabinet from the company. Pop a pill. They have a solution too. Am I heaping on the company with more than a bit of sarcasm? Well, the company certainly is known for spreading it with mayonnaise, right?
It seems normal is rather close to that other and often flaunted feature - perfect. Yes, normal and perfect. I remember those promises.
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