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Joke of the Day 3-21-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says: “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.”
The idiot says: “Okay!”
The genius then asks: “How many continents are there in the world?”
The idiot doesn’t know and hands over the $5.
The idiot says: “Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?” The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000.
The genius says, “Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?”
– The idiot hands over $5…

Comments (7)

Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Good one Candy as always from you.  Hope tas season is going good for you now that it is extended

 

Mar 21, 2021 11:03 AM
Bruce Hicks
Best Homes Hawaii - Honolulu, HI
Your Best Hawaii Realtor!

That joke went over well.  That made my day happy!

Mar 21, 2021 12:08 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Candy,  Thanks for another great joke.  What a fun question to ask and see what kinds of answers you may get.

Mar 21, 2021 05:07 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, evidently the idiot was pretty smart.

Mar 22, 2021 05:04 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

If he is getting over on a genius like that, he is far from an idiot and some self-proclaimed geniuses truly aren't all that intelligent, haha.

Mar 22, 2021 05:56 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Good morning Candace! Thank you for the chuckle today. Keep smiling my friend!

Mar 22, 2021 07:38 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

I should have checked in yesterday so I could have laughed harder. Thanks for sharing

Mar 22, 2021 05:23 PM