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Joke of the Day 3-25-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn:

  1. The pot roast.
  2. What does the pastor wear under his robes?
  3. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
  4. Ninety minutes till kickoff.
  5. Did I turn off the curling iron?
  6. The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head.
  7. How many people have lost more hair than I have?
  8. How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?
  9. Are there doughnuts at fellowship?
  10. How many more verses?

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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

How soon is this over.  Why can't he talk about what I want here.  How many people are sleeping.

 

Mar 25, 2021 11:45 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

II can agree with some of them as well, and I don't worry about kick off as we do vigil services on Saturday evening

Mar 25, 2021 04:08 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Friday morning, Candy.

I hope you are enjoying a productive month.

Mar 26, 2021 03:55 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Very cute, Candy.... now, what I'd like to know is who put this together and how did they come up with people who answered.

Mar 26, 2021 04:09 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I am guessing this was a poll and there was likely a long list of things to choose from.

Mar 26, 2021 06:21 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Excuse me Candace, that is NOT a question - it would sound AWESOME if Metallica played it.

Mar 26, 2021 12:05 PM
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