The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn:
- The pot roast.
- What does the pastor wear under his robes?
- Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
- Ninety minutes till kickoff.
- Did I turn off the curling iron?
- The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head.
- How many people have lost more hair than I have?
- How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?
- Are there doughnuts at fellowship?
- How many more verses?
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