Can Anyone Answer These Questions.......Please!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

 I have been away from Cape Coral for a week now and I have been doing a lot of thinking while I relax here in New York with my children and their kids! They say kids ask the darndest questions and here are a few! I need all of my friends on AR to help me out!

-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just   murdered?

And last but not least..........................

-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway!

Help me out please? The kids are waiting!!!!

Mike Kelly, Broker/Owner, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200

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Tanya Watson
Tanya Watson/Owner Sellstate Performance Realty Network - Jacksonville, FL

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

 

...Have fun this weekend!!!!!

Jun 24, 2008 01:10 PM #1
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Mike Kelly
Sellstate Advantage Realty - Cape Coral, FL

Thanks Tanya! What do you say to god when he sneezes?

Jun 24, 2008 01:12 PM #2
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Dr. Stacey-Ann Baugh
Century 21 New Millennium - Upper Marlboro, MD
A doctor who makes house calls.

Let me know when you find the answers out to these, especially the one about murder.

Jun 24, 2008 02:34 PM #3
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Ronald Gillis
Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent) - Port Charlotte, FL
CNSA Southwest Florida. Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY

OMG, that is funny.  I see still no answers yet   :-)

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Jun 26, 2008 12:26 AM #4
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Marko Vucurevic
VanDyk Mortgage - Matthews, NC

The more important question here is, why is Jimmy cracking all the darn corn?  Personally, I've thrice been out looking for full corn on a cool day when I get a little hunger going and all I've come across is cracked corn.  I don't want cracked corn, I want whole corn.  I'll eat corn on the cob, corn on a stick, or even a corn dog, but not that cracked stuff.   Jimmy, if I ever run into you we are going to have words.

Jun 26, 2008 01:49 AM #5
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Chad Baird
Re/Max Spirit - Dayton, OH

-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -  Perhaps he is deaf and did not hear everyone telling him to stop.

-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?  I believe its called an unheard hearing. 

-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway!  It would be rude to laugh at the patients body while the patient is getting undressed.  So they leave and come back to see as little as possible. 

-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just   murdered?   I hate to anser a question with a question but can't we all just get along? 

Jun 26, 2008 02:19 AM #6
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Virginia Lee
Atlanta Home Connections - Buford, GA
R.E.Broker, Buford,Braselton,Flowery Branch Georgia

Maybe Jimmy's on Crack! and no one cares because they are too! :) just a thought...your funny..

Jun 30, 2008 08:37 AM #7
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Doris Freeman
RE/MAX REALTY SOURCE - Jackson, TN
Broker/Agent, Realtor, Madison-Gibson-Crockett

Thanks for the great laugh, I needed that after reading the serious posts, and Chad great answers

Have A Wonderful Day

Jun 30, 2008 10:30 AM #8
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Christine Bohn
RE/MAX Professionals - Gainesville, FL
The Bohn Team, Gainesville FL

And don't forget........does a bear (#&*!) in the woods?    Answer: not if he can pay at the ranger station....   Sorry, it's been a wacko day.

Jun 30, 2008 12:38 PM #9
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LS Rogers Realty
LS Rogers Realty - Richardson, TX

I'm in a giddy mood today. Good to see I'm not alone! THANKS

Jul 14, 2008 08:58 AM #10
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