A New Day - A Little Humor

By
Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop whatever I'm doing to be silent and pretend I'm not home.

Don't break anybody's heart, they have one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Ever get pre-annoyed? Like when you already know someone is about to piss you off, so you just get a head start?

I saw people through the window today. That's enough social interaction.

How to be a grown-up at work...replace "F...k you" with "Okay, Great."

My life is an open book, but it's very poorly written and I die in the end.

I see it. I like it. I want it. I check the price. I put it back.

If I had known grandkids were so much fun I would have had them first.

 

GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Comments (4)

Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Beth,

I have pretty much given sarcasm up.  It takes too much out of me, I have instead figured out how to not encounter people who may bring this vibe out of me. A

Apr 13, 2021 08:52 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

I hope my little ray of sarcastic sunshine did bring a smile to your face... Happy Day 

Apr 14, 2021 08:29 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Beth,  I love it and you have a big smile on my face of seeing these today, we need more humor sometime.

 

Apr 13, 2021 09:18 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

I think we could all use a little more humor... so happy I brought a smile to your face and when I learned that I did you brought a smile to my face as well... Happy Day @Willo

Apr 14, 2021 08:31 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

I love that photo, and that tee-shirt, Beth.  I often think grandmothers and grandkids get into "Good Trouble."

Apr 13, 2021 05:33 PM
Beth and Richard Witt

I love getting into good trouble with my grandkids... most fun ever... Happy Day 

Apr 14, 2021 08:32 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

CONGRATULATIONS Beth and Richard, on having this blog FEATURED in the Old Farts Club group!  

Apr 13, 2021 05:34 PM
Beth and Richard Witt

Happy to be featured in the Old Farts Club... now that is surely a touch of humor... 

Apr 14, 2021 08:32 AM