The sharing of marriage...Friday Funny

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Real Estate Agent with Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 REB.0759001

The sharing of marriage...Friday Funny

 

The sharing of marriage...Friday Funny

The  old man  placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife
.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip

and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.


Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything
 

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' 

She answered --


The sharing of marriage...Friday Funny
'THE TEETH.'

 

The sharing of marriage...Friday Funny

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Comments (19)

Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Ed... a knee-slapper for sure! Still laughing (out loud). Thanks for the early morning giggle.

Jul 23, 2021 05:35 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Ed - now, this takes sharing to an entirely new level.  

Jul 23, 2021 05:50 AM
Bill Salvatore - YVP Blog
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - Valley of the Sun / golfArizona@cox.net

The ulitame of sharing everyting, well done Ed.  We made it to Friday, the weekend is here.  Thanks again for your Blog.  Bill Salvatore 

Jul 23, 2021 06:01 AM
Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Ohhh, now that is just so gross! 

 

(And funny)

Jul 23, 2021 06:10 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Good Morning, Ed.

That is such a clever story, and the. punch line is wonderful.  Happy Friday.  A

Jul 23, 2021 06:37 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Good morning Ed! Yeah that really is sharing completely everything

Jul 23, 2021 07:10 AM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Oh Ed, I couldn't imagine how this joke was going to end. Oh my, this is beyond sharing! Very cute...

Jul 23, 2021 07:24 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

ED, HAHAHA   did not see that coming, and got quite the laugh - thanks! 

Jul 23, 2021 08:12 AM
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much for adding smiles to our faces.

Take care, be safe and have a great day.

Jul 23, 2021 08:31 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Ed Silva - I did not expect that ending!  LOL! Happy Friday.

Jul 23, 2021 09:12 AM
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Ed- I'm glad that I knew this was a Friday Funny post because just picturing the older couple sharing like that made me want to cry! The punch line was perfect!!!!!

Jul 23, 2021 10:40 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Good One Ed and thanks for sharing this one that gave me a big smile on my face.  I need to tell that one to friends of mine some time.

 

Jul 23, 2021 11:05 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Ed I have heard that one before, but it has me rolling every time I hear it.

Jul 23, 2021 02:06 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The right Charlotte REALTOR!

OMG, I would HAVE to have the dentures FIRST, Ed!! LOL

 

Thanks for the laugh!

Jul 23, 2021 03:26 PM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good evening Ed - OMG that is really so funny.  Thanks for the humor.

Jul 23, 2021 06:31 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

The other day I saw this little bit of humor from a friend on Facebook.

Jul 24, 2021 03:27 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Myrl Jeffcoat - now that's what I call FUNNY!!!


 

Jul 24, 2021 03:17 PM
Brian England
Vacasa - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, that is a good one!  I wasn't expecting the teeth, but I love it.  I surely wouldn't assume someone is poor because they are sharing a meal with someone else.

Jul 24, 2021 06:40 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Ed Silva - This one made me want to cry because I know most seniors can't afford to buy dentures or partials. 

Jul 24, 2021 03:19 PM
Abby Stiller
REMAX Realty Group - Cape Coral, FL
Professional Bilingual Realtor (239) 284-8637

Hi Ed Silva This is soooo funny! I even share it with my husband! He is laughing out loud. hahaha

Jul 24, 2021 04:12 PM