After spending the day in meetings, I finally got home, kicked off my shoes and checked into the Rain. A quick glance at my home page, and I was ready to relax and read some good blogs.
Wait a minute...my heart quickened...SOMETHING WAS WRONG. I clicked back to my home page. Something had changed, some number was different. I first looked at my ranking...no, that hadn't changed. Being superstitious, I was in a mad rush to get out of the 13th spot in my state, and I had successfully moved into 12th last week. 
Number of features hadn't changed...WAIT!!! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! My number of subscribers dropped!!! How can that be? That number is very important and dear to my heart!!! Can it be true? Can someone UNsubscribe? I quickly go to the blogs I subscribe to...AHHHHH! There it is...an UNSUBSCRIBE button!!!
So, my question to you is...DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE? Did you really think you could just sneak way without consequences? Well, I've got consequences for you! I haven't been able to eat or sleep, or watch TV. The world is dull and gray and I'm not sure the sun will even come out tomorrow. And, now I'm faced with nothing but questions.
How did I fail you? Why did you leave? Was there something you hoped for that I didn't deliver? My subscribers are like my family. Whenever I get sad, I just click on my subscribers and their little faces can raise me from the darkest gloom! But, now there's a hole where your face used to be.
This is for you....you know who you are:
I know it's probably too late...but I wish you had said something before you left. If there was something you didn't like...something I said or didn't say...I CAN CHANGE!!! You want more pictures and less text? I can do that!!! More text and less pictures? Dammit, man, you never even gave me a chance......
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