Laugh With Clint Eastwood

By
Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

 

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.

Just because you're not dead doesn't mean you're alive.

In an ideal world, weight would be like virginity -- once you lose it, it's gone forever.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

This 'killing them with kindness' is taking longer than I expected.

If women are always right, why do they always pick the wrong men???

They say marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

 

 

Stay Happy And Safe My Friends 

Comments (2)

Raymond Henson, eXp Realty
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Thank you for the morning laughs and watch out for thunder and lightning!

Jul 29, 2021 08:29 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Beth,

And I love this one, Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

 

Jul 29, 2021 09:02 AM