“Why Are Pumpkins Better Than Men”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men”

 

  1.   Every year you get a brand-new crop to choose from.
  2.   No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
  3.   One usually makes a better pie.
  4.   They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
  5.   If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
  6.   If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
  7.   From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head to begin with.
  8.   A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

 

 

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Comments (7)

Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Joe - Happy Halloween.  That is a very cute story.

Oct 30, 2021 03:52 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Joe - no need for extra skewering or man-bashing but I believe I may have just been gored(or is that gourd?).  

Oct 30, 2021 04:12 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. Too bad it takes 4 years to get rid of the carved pumpkin in the White House. He does change his views a lot so he keeps us guessing what stupid idea he will come up with next! Enjoy your day. 

Oct 30, 2021 04:43 AM
Bill Salvatore - YVP Blog
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - Valley of the Sun / golfArizona@cox.net

Love it, but I guess it does not speak highly of us men.  LOL

great information, thanks for the post. We made it to the weekend, enjoy your Saturday. Rest up we all start again in 2 days.  Bill Salvatore

Oct 30, 2021 06:52 AM
Sham Reddy CRS
H E R Realty, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
CRS

Thanks for sharing Bill. I like the last two!

  1. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head to begin with.
  2. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

 

Oct 30, 2021 06:53 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Joe... now that was really clever! Thanks for the Saturday morning giggles.

Oct 30, 2021 07:52 AM
Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Very clever analogy between a pumpkin and a woeful husband

Oct 30, 2021 05:36 PM