What do you do when you look under the table and see these??? They are attached to one red-eyed slug who has been out playing golf with his buddies all afternoon and has come home sniffing for food. I can't identify the owner for fear of retaliation but you can guess if you'd like.
The line used to be higher up on the leg because he wore the higher topped socks. The cronies laughed at him and made him get some of those short socks. Now the line on his legs is low and fashionable?????
For enough money, we'll do the full monty!