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Oh, c'mon!  I mean personal comfort at the workplace is one thing, but this is something entirely different.

According to Julie Hambleton, a freelance writer, there is now a trend in American companies to offer their employees unique relaxation techniques on the job with Virtual Reality Wankpods, equipped with video, adult media, lubrication tissues.

The companies want their employees to be as relaxed as possible and truly enjoy their workday.  These Wankpods offer a 30-minute break for an endorphin filled experience, and that happy chemical brain-rush to return to work in a better mood. Users can opt to use an Occulus quest VR headset, and/or a 4K flatscreen TV, as well as magazines, and soothing music.

It's a way to "work off" the days stress.  And apparently this is not the first attempt to offer this service in the workplace.  Erica Lust, CEO of an adult-industry related business, started offering her employees a "masturbation station" during the pandemic because she noticed that her workers were agitated, and found this a way to soothe their daytime worries.

A bit too much?  Yeah... me, too!

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 ALAN MAY, Realtor®   
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty, 2934 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
Office: 847.869.7300      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois



Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Alan May oh good grief, Alan! Maybe one might argue I'm from another generation, which I am, but it's really time for people to just toughen up a bit! 

Mar 09, 2022 05:04 AM
Alan May

I imagine if you made use of the facilities regularly, you'd get pretty tough. ;-)

Mar 09, 2022 05:29 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Well if that just doesn't beat all!  Does Julie work for The Onion?  Because I have significant difficulty imagining this being implemented at any company I've ever worked with or for.

Mar 09, 2022 05:05 AM
Alan May

I see what you did there... ;-)

Mar 09, 2022 05:30 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Alan. Nina Hollander and I are on the same page and from the same generation. Simply, a bit too much!

Mar 09, 2022 05:16 AM
Alan May

Just a bit?

Mar 09, 2022 05:30 AM
Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

Wat is that sayin?  "Suck it yp butercup?"  Thank you for the share, enjoy the day, we made it to hump day.  But make it a productive one.  Sell a house,  bill

Mar 09, 2022 05:23 AM
Alan May

what do buttercups have to do with it?

Mar 09, 2022 05:30 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Only once have I used a virtual reality headset to play a game at the theater and that was certainly a trip.  Julie's suggestions do seem a bit too much, haha.

Mar 09, 2022 05:59 AM
Alan May

a bit too much, indeed.

Mar 11, 2022 06:29 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Alan- this reminds me of the futuristic shows we used to see with robots all around and people walking around like zombies. And here I thought I had it pretty good at one company I worked for when we brought in mimosas on Fridays when we had a good week. We got cheated!!!

Mar 09, 2022 06:00 PM
Alan May

a mimosa sounds good, right about now.

Mar 11, 2022 06:29 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Allan what a fun post... some of the comments were even funnier on a side note thank you for stopping in on one of my comments and just to be clear the LIKE button is no where as effective as the missing FEATURE button, Endre

Mar 15, 2022 11:39 PM
Alan May

Sometimes the comments are better than the original post.

Mar 16, 2022 03:39 PM