“Different Opinions on Healthcare”

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“Different Opinions on Healthcare”

 

The American Medical Association has weighed in on new health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pi$$ed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Washington.

 

 

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Comments (4)

Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Joe - that is really hilarious!  But in the last sentence the truth comes out.

May 18, 2022 03:37 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. The proctologists win! And the best man for the job in Washington is King of the Ultimate Fizzle, Joey! Are you missing the King of Ultra-Maga? Not much of a choice but gas and food were cheaper! Enjoy your day.

May 18, 2022 04:48 AM
Sham Reddy CRS
H E R Realty, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
CRS

Good morning Joe - that is really hilarious!  

May 18, 2022 06:36 AM
Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Modern health care, there's a specialist for everything and back and forth consulting as well.

May 18, 2022 12:45 PM