A New York Love Story!!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

I am back in Cape Coral after a two week combination business and pleasure trip to New Jersey and New York! While in NY my son got married and at the wedding one of his buddy's shared this story with me! It is to funny to keep to myself so here it is!

  A   New York  Love  Story...

A beautiful young blond,
New York woman,  was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into  the ocean.

But just before she could throw herself from the  docks,
a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to  live for," said the man.
"Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to
Europe  tomorrow,
and I can stow you away on my ship.  I'll take care of  you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With  nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had
always wanted to go to  
Europe , the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her  aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.  From then on, every night he would bring  her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three  weeks later she was discovered by the captain
during a routine  inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the  captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she  replied.
"He brings me food daily and I get a free trip to
Europe !
Plus  he's screwing me every night."

"He certainly is," replied the  captain.
"This is the Staten Island  Ferry."

I hope this makes you laugh as much as I did! Have a great day!

Mike Kelly, Broker/Owner, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200

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Good one!

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