I am back in Cape Coral after a two week combination business and pleasure trip to New Jersey and New York! While in NY my son got married and at the wedding one of his buddy's shared this story with me! It is to funny to keep to myself so here it is!
A New York Love Story...
A beautiful young blond, New York woman, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks,
a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man.
"Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow,
and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had
always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain
during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food daily and I get a free trip to Europe !
Plus he's screwing me every night."
"He certainly is," replied the captain.
"This is the Staten Island Ferry."
I hope this makes you laugh as much as I did! Have a great day!
Mike Kelly, Broker/Owner, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200