“The Privilege of being a Business Owner”
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS Auditor: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Boat Owner: Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the “mentally challenged” guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.
IRS Auditor: That's the guy I want to talk to - the “mentally challenged” one.
Boat Owner: That would be me. What would you like to know?