Iffin Winn of Nerdinshire

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Real Estate Agent with Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real UT DRE# 6541633-SA00

Iffin Winn of Nerdinshire

 

A wee, lovely girl was born unto the royal Winn family of Nerdinshire. She was a quick learner, especially when it came to manners. The please’s and thank you’s came quickly and her curtsy was simply adorable!

 


Iffin and the family attended many special engagements on behalf of the royal family throughout the year, such as christenings or weddings and more public events. Most often, she became the center of attention.

 


Children of royal means were expected to follow a higher standard of attire than other young villagers. Her gowns were made of the finest crushed velvet in all the kingdom, though the tulle skirting underneath the dresses she wore, irritated the skin when she moved, causing a most painful rash. 

 


IIffin became very sad, sitting still while all the other children frolicked around her. She told the elders that it ’twas difficult to run, skip and play outdoor games whilst bound by such material. Nothing changed.

 


One day, quite unexpectedly, Iffin Winn declared in front of the King and Queen that, “If 'n when I grow up…there will be no more itchy wear for lasses. I will make pinafores the proper dress of all the land!”

 


And this is why little girls born into royal families now wear them!

 

~The End

 

~ Wanda Kubat-Nerdin in Nerdin Gardens c-2022

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Comments (28)

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Good morning Dorie Dillard Austin TX, so glad you enjoyed the back yard Nerdin Gardens stories, the imagination takes over if 'n when inspiration hits! Wishing you a most magical day.

Jul 13, 2022 06:40 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

You are welcome Bill, same to you!

Jul 13, 2022 06:40 AM
Leanne Smith
Dirt Road Real Estate - Golden Valley, AZ
Relocation to NW AZ with elbow room & more freedom

Good morning and thank you for the smile.

Jul 13, 2022 06:42 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Good morning Leanne Smith and you are so welcome! Now, I'm smiling...😊

Jul 13, 2022 06:47 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Wanda, You are a great story teller and bet your little ones loved all of them!

 

Jul 13, 2022 07:45 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Yes, they like it when Gma tells them whimsical stories, Will Hamm. Wishing you a productive day!

Jul 13, 2022 07:48 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Wanda - if the status quo doesn't work change it.  Be a disrupter.

Jul 13, 2022 08:37 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

 A fun story that I am sure to remember.  That is a gorgeous flower.  Is it from your garden?  What is it?

Jul 13, 2022 12:50 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Being direct certainly helps to get the point across as well, Grant Schneider, if 'n when the time is right!

Jul 13, 2022 01:36 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

They are Hollyhock blooms, Ray Henson. They add a beautiful pop of color throughout landscapes! I make dolls with them and once they go dormant, I harvest the seeds and redistribute for the next year and give some to friends.

 

Jul 13, 2022 01:39 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Wanda- Iffin I were your child, you'd have had no problem getting me to go to bed because I would always request one of your wonderfully creative stories for bedtime. How cute!!!!

Jul 14, 2022 10:37 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

You are too sweet Kathy Streib. I will eventually write a little story book for them and need to start working on that, they are getting older!

Jul 14, 2022 05:27 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Jul 16, 2022 06:33 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

THANK YOU for the feature in Posts Just For You, Kathy Streib, I so appreciate that! Am happy you enjoyed this little tale.

Jul 17, 2022 09:05 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

I really enjoyed your wonderful story.  No more itchy clothes!

Jul 17, 2022 06:34 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Glad you enjoyed it Sheri Sperry - MCNE®, comfort is everything. Happy Monday! 

Jul 18, 2022 06:46 AM
Ed Silva
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

I would venture to guess that Iffin was a princess of a kingdom of Middle Earth?

Jul 18, 2022 07:01 AM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Wanda:

What a wonderfully creative story. with inspiration from Nerdin Gardens! That Hollyhock doll is very clever.

Jeff

Jul 18, 2022 05:20 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Yes, that is correct! The kingdom is located in the northwest hilly region of Nerdinshire, it is part of Nerdin Gardens country, Ed Silva

Jul 18, 2022 05:50 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Thank you so much Jeff Dowler, CRS. The imagination takes over when inspired by nature's beauty. There is a lot of that here in Nerdin Gardens!

Jul 18, 2022 05:51 PM