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“Just Call Me Mike”

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“Just Call Me Mike”

 

 

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley in Tucson for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

“Mike,” he replies.

“Mike what?’ the officer asks.

“Just Mike,” the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Mike, how did you lose your last name?”

The biker replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Mike Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Mike Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

“Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Mike Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Mike Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Mike.”

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

 

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Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
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Goo morning Joe - thank you for a little humor to brighten up Wednesday morning.

Sep 21, 2022 03:48 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Very funny, Joe... as always thanks so much for the early morning giggle... a great way to start off a day!

Sep 21, 2022 04:21 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. I can assure you that the officer is not the only one laughing at this story. Enjoy your day.

Sep 21, 2022 04:43 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

And I had to wait a while to stop laughing so I could thank you for the laugh

Sep 21, 2022 02:10 PM