Two middle-age Texans on an airplane with an elderly Texan between them. The first middle-age Texan bragged, “My name is Roger. l owned 250,000 acres. I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place the Jolly Rancher.”
The other middle-age Texan sneered, “Well my name is John. I own 350,000 acres and I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John’s.”
They both looked at the elderly Texan who tells them, “My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres.”
Roger asked, “Only 300 acres? What do you raise?”
“Nothing.” Irvin replied.
“Well then what do you call it?” John asked.
“Downtown Dallas”
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