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“Yes, Another Lawyer Joke”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Yes, Another Lawyer Joke”

 

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.

But lawyers don’t lie.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do Not lie.

So, he had an idea. He sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent.

He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have?"

He answered, "12 children."

The agent asked, "Where are the others?"

The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their Mother."

And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

MORAL:

It is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.

Lawyers don't lie ...they are creative...and don't forget: Most politicians are lawyers.

 

 

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Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
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Thank you, I enjoyed your blog.  Again, thanks for sharing. Have a great Wednesday and sell a house. bill

Oct 19, 2022 06:38 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

It does pay to be a good wordsmith. Just look what Gabrial Iglesias has done by changing overweight to "fluffy."  🤣

Oct 19, 2022 07:23 AM
Brian DeYoung
also affiliated with Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Heritage Realty - Ithaca, NY
The Realtor with personal investment background

most politicians are lawyers....yes.

great story.

Oct 19, 2022 06:47 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Ha ha, Joe. That's certainly creative thinking and use of words!

Jeff

Oct 19, 2022 09:36 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

That is a lawyer that knew how to think and still get what they wanted. A career in politics would await him

Oct 21, 2022 06:43 AM
M.C. Dwyer
Melody Russell Team at eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Felton, CA
MC Dwyer-Santa Cruz Mountains Property Specialist

This one made me laugh.    My husband talks that way when he feels he needs to.    It never works out for him.    Thanks!

Oct 27, 2022 02:18 PM
Diana Dahlberg
1 Month Realty - Pleasant Prairie, WI
Real Estate in Kenosha, WI since 1994 262-308-3563

Ain't that the truth!  HaHa ... made me chuckle and i had to share with my husband.  Love that last line "Politicians are Lawyers" -- ROFL

Oct 28, 2022 01:29 PM