Halloween Is Over - Don't Be A Witch

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Real Estate Agent with DFW FINE PROPERTIES 0506509

November 1, 2022

 

HALLOWEEN IS OVER. DON'T BE A WITCH: "If we don't plant the right things, we will reap the wrong things. It goes without saying. And you don't have to be, you know, a brilliant biochemist and you don't have to have an IQ of 150. Just common sense tells you to be kind, ninny, fool ---Be kind! Maya Angelo


IS THERE A PROBLEM? 
How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back. Be polite. Always text back.


A BUYER WANTS TO BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT A LIVING ROOM - WHY NOT? The ghost doesn't need a living room. 


WHAT DID THE GUEST SPEAKER, MR. PUMPKIN TELL HIS REAL ESTATE CLASS? Be well-rounded. Get plenty of sunshine. Give thanks for life's bounty! Have a thick skin. Keep growing. Be the best in your field. Don't go to seed.

WHY DID THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN BECOME A REALTOR®? That person wanted to get a head in life.


HOW DID THE VAMPIRES GET AWAY AFTER HALLOWEEN? They used blood vessels.


WHY DO VAMPIRES NOT WANT TO BECOME INVESTMENT BANKERS? They do not get along with stakeholders. 


WHY DO SKELETONS HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM? They have no body to love.


A REALTOR® AND HIS CLIENT, A SKELETON WENT OUT TO DINNER. WHAT DID THE REALTOR® ORDER FOR BOTH OF THEM?  SPARE RIBS AND AN ORDER TO GO. 


AFTER DINNER, WHERE DID THE REALTOR® TAKE THE SKELETON TO WRITE UP THE CONTRACT? To a Hip Joint. 


WHY DID THE SKELETON HIT THE WAITER IN THE NOSE? He had a bone to pick. 


Laugh and the world laughs with you! ---Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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DFW FINE PROPERTIES

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                                         Patricia (Peace without Panic) Feager (Faith without Fear)
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MBA (University of Dallas)
BA
(Bachelors of Arts & Science)
Paralegal (Southeastern Career Institute)
Associates (3) (College of Lake County)
KU (University of Kansas)

CERTIFICATIONS

CRS (Certified Residential Specialist)
SRES (Certified Senior Residential Specialist)
PSA (Certified Pricing Strategies; Mastering the CMA)
CRS (Certified Military Relocation Specialist)
RENE (Real Estte Negotitions Expert)

"With self-discipline most anything is possible." --- Theodore Roosevelt 

 

 

 

  

Comments (13)

Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker/REALTOR® - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha. They used blood vessels. haha.

Enjoy your day!

Nov 01, 2022 04:45 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Kat Palmiotti - it was so much fun to write this post! Glad you liked it!!!

Nov 01, 2022 04:52 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Patricia. Very original and creative. Glad to have caught your post! Enjoy your day.

Nov 01, 2022 04:46 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Wayne Martin - I hope it keeps you laughing all day long! I guess it tickled your funny bone without pain! Will you think of it the next time someone orders ribs for dinner?

Enjoy the rest of your day!

Nov 01, 2022 04:54 AM
Sham Reddy CRS
Howard Hanna RE Services, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
CRS

Thanks for sharing Patricia!!! :Love Maya Angelou's quotes!

Just common sense tells you to be kind, ninny, fool ---Be kind! Maya Angelo

 

Nov 01, 2022 04:48 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Sham Reddy CRS - Maya Angelo had a way with words that were spot on!

Have a wonderful Tuesday!

Nov 01, 2022 04:55 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Patricia - kindness matters.  Always.  Even on Halloween.  I admit, it can be a work-in-progress at times.  

Nov 01, 2022 04:58 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Michael Jacobs - Yes! Kindness matters. I must have read the book Miss Manners a thousand times or more to my kids and the children I taught at Head Start and SEDOL (Special Education District of Lake County) in Illinois. Kindness always matters.

Nov 01, 2022 05:09 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Tuesday morning, Patricia.

Keep smiling and have an outstanding week.

Nov 01, 2022 05:31 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Awe... thanks Roy Kelley!

P.S. I was smiling when I saw you received a FEATURE! Finally! Good for you! 

Nov 01, 2022 05:35 AM
Leanne Smith
Dirt Road Real Estate - Golden Valley, AZ
Relocation to NW AZ with elbow room & more freedom

Great post and what a way to begin the new month, with a big smile and several chuckles.

Nov 01, 2022 05:51 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Leanne Smith - Mission accomplished! I was so hoping I would make people laugh. I stopped by the Dallas Arboretum yesterday afternoon. I saw more adults, like this witch (not volunteers or staff) in costumes than kids in costumes. The witch was standing there as I was on my way out. From that moment until I started driving home, I was composing in my head. I was thinking about writing something good for the first of November. Glad you got your "chuckles" in for the day.

Nov 01, 2022 05:58 AM
Brian England
Arizona Focus Realty - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Those are funny!  Unfortunately, witches are going to witch as they have before Halloween and will always, haha.

Nov 01, 2022 06:03 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Brian England - I am glad you thought it was funny!

Have a wonderful day and make it fun!

Nov 01, 2022 06:53 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

These are a hoot, Patricia! Thanks for starting off my day with a bunch of giggles!

Nov 01, 2022 06:36 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Nina Hollander, Broker - Thanks for the good news about how I helped you to start off this first day of November! LOL!!!

Laughing is good medicine. It is good for the soul too!

Nov 01, 2022 06:54 AM
Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

Thank you for the great information in your blog today to share with us here on the Rain.  Make it a terrific day! bill

Nov 01, 2022 06:38 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Bill Salvatore - East Valley - Enjoy your day and make it a great one!

Nov 01, 2022 06:55 AM
Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty Evolution - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

Ohhhhhh,,. and to think I coulda had a V-8 Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP ...lol

Especially liked Mr Pumpkin

Nov 01, 2022 07:05 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Doug Dawes - It is probably a good thing you weren't drinking a V-8 while you read my posts this morning or you might have spit it out due to laughter. LOL

I hope you're still laughing and have a great day!

Nov 01, 2022 10:06 AM
Jerry Newman
Brown Realty, 210-789-4216, - San Antonio, TX
Texas REALTOR, San Antonio Military Relocation

Hi Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP What great humor this morning. I especially love the one about the headless horseman. Have a Blessed Week!

Nov 01, 2022 09:31 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP

Jerry Newman - I love that this morning is filled with jocularity by those who read this morning's post!!! 

I wish you a very Blessed Week too!!! Also, I am thankful I met you on ActiveRain and in person in San Antonio! You, Lisa Von Domek and I had a blast!

Nov 01, 2022 10:11 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Hahaha what a fun post to read during a quick break Patricia!  I at first thought you were going in a different direction....but no....you had me smiling and laughing and still do!!

Nov 01, 2022 02:44 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

I think you have this subject covered very well from every angle Patricia 🙂

Nov 01, 2022 03:05 PM