November 1, 2022
HALLOWEEN IS OVER. DON'T BE A WITCH: "If we don't plant the right things, we will reap the wrong things. It goes without saying. And you don't have to be, you know, a brilliant biochemist and you don't have to have an IQ of 150. Just common sense tells you to be kind, ninny, fool ---Be kind! Maya Angelo
IS THERE A PROBLEM? How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back. Be polite. Always text back.
A BUYER WANTS TO BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT A LIVING ROOM - WHY NOT? The ghost doesn't need a living room.
WHAT DID THE GUEST SPEAKER, MR. PUMPKIN TELL HIS REAL ESTATE CLASS? Be well-rounded. Get plenty of sunshine. Give thanks for life's bounty! Have a thick skin. Keep growing. Be the best in your field. Don't go to seed.
WHY DID THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN BECOME A REALTOR®? That person wanted to get a head in life.
HOW DID THE VAMPIRES GET AWAY AFTER HALLOWEEN? They used blood vessels.
WHY DO VAMPIRES NOT WANT TO BECOME INVESTMENT BANKERS? They do not get along with stakeholders.
WHY DO SKELETONS HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM? They have no body to love.
A REALTOR® AND HIS CLIENT, A SKELETON WENT OUT TO DINNER. WHAT DID THE REALTOR® ORDER FOR BOTH OF THEM? SPARE RIBS AND AN ORDER TO GO.
AFTER DINNER, WHERE DID THE REALTOR® TAKE THE SKELETON TO WRITE UP THE CONTRACT? To a Hip Joint.
WHY DID THE SKELETON HIT THE WAITER IN THE NOSE? He had a bone to pick.
Laugh and the world laughs with you! ---Ella Wheeler Wilcox