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HAPPY NEW YEAR! MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS!

By
Real Estate Agent with Santa Barbara Real Estate 00898298

MY 2023 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

I was going to quit all my bad habits, but I realized no one likes a quitter.

I resolve to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.

I resolve to get into shape. Round is a shape.

I resolve to read more, so I’m going to put the closed captions up on my TV screen.

I resolve to leave the toilet seat down, as long as my wife promises to leave the toilet seat up.

I resolve to get better at multi-tasking, so I’m going to start texting while sitting on the toilet.

I resolve to stop making the same mistake twice. Instead, I’ll make a different mistake each time.

I resolve to stop messing up my online passwords, so I’ve changed all of them to “Incorrect.” Now every time I key in the wrong code, the computer reminds me, “Your password is incorrect.”

I resolve to conserve water by taking fewer showers and baths.

I resolve to stop repeating myself again and again and again.

I resolve to live forever.  So far so good. If I fail to keep this resolution, I will die trying.

Lastly, I resolve to break all my New Year resolutions. That way I can succeed at something.    

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALL THE BEST IN 2023!

 

 

Posted by

Mark Danforth Lomas

John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Thank you Mark Lomas Happy New Year to you. and yours. Your New Year resolution is great.

Jan 08, 2023 03:03 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Mark - while I refrain from making resolutions at the start of the year, I think putting fun into anything can be beneficial.  So, I say - go for it!  Happy New Year.  

Jan 08, 2023 03:55 PM