Time for some laughter meds

By
Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I swear if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!

I wish everything were as easy as getting fat.

    I'll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells "Down here in the couch cushions!"

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

To be old and wise you first must be young and stupid.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

    You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

If you don't do a lot of stupid things when you're young you won't have funny things to talk about when you're old.

 

Stay Happy And Safe My Friends 

Comments (5)

Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint-Idaho
Sandpoint Realty LLC - Sandpoint, ID
North Idaho Real Estate - 208-255.6227

Good for a few chuckles this morning.  Thank you,  mdm

Jan 25, 2023 10:33 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Soooo, soooo funny! Wish I could pick a favorite... but they were all my favorite. Thanks for the afternoon chuckle!

Jan 25, 2023 11:06 AM
Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

This is an excellent post with great information. Thanks for sharing it. 

Have a super fantastic week! Bill Salvatore with #AEP

Jan 25, 2023 11:51 AM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

oh wow, some real gems in here! These brightened up the dreary January weather-- so many favorites but I esp love "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth"

Jan 25, 2023 01:44 PM
Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker/REALTOR® - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, love it. Funny but a lot of truth here! Which makes it funnier.

Jan 26, 2023 05:09 AM