You love Maryland and Anne Arundel county but "it's getting so crowded!"
You'd rather be held up by a farm tractor than a traffic light.
You think "you live in the boonies" is a compliment.
You also think "how can a town 15 miles away from the state capital be 'in the boonies'?"
You love a good tree frog symphony every evening.
You'd rather be watching horses, sheep, cows and llamas than housing developements during your daily commute.
You want a home with a little breathing room.
You like knowing that when you leave work and head south - most everyone else is heading north!
You don't mind bugs, deer, turtles, snakes, frogs, lizards, eagles, swans, and ducks - as long as they are not in the house.
You like getting trash pickup 2 times a week!
You can't decide whether you'd rather have a Bay view or a river view.
You can sit on your front porch for hours and the only other 2 legged animal you'll see is a bird.
You can get to either Whole Foods, Home Depot or WalMart within 15 minutes -and they are not even in SoCO!
You like to sit around a little table under a thatched umbrella with your toes in beach sand and your fingers around a cold beverage-of-your-choice listening to live music while watching boats coming in and out of the marina.