1. The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
2. Don't you wish we lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck FAT instead of blood?
3. Life is to short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.
4. If lying was a job, I know some people that would be Billionaires!!!
5. My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
6. Friends are like boobs. You've got big ones, small ones, real ones, and fake ones.
7. Don't you hate it when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it... and then freaking forget where that safe place is!!!
8. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
9. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
10. Just in case no one told you today: Good Morning... You are beautiful...I love you...
Happy Day My Friends...
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