Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will laugh at you !!
When I see rich, snooty looking women at the supermarket, I pretend to need something and say: "Excuse Me, Do You Work Here?" Just to keep things real.
When I'm feeling down and someone says 'Suck It Up' I get the urge to break their legs and say 'Walk It Off'.
They say marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse the privilege.
Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?
It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
May You Make This A Happy New Day