Life is to short to be serious all the time...

Managing Real Estate Broker


Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will laugh at   you !!

When I see rich, snooty looking women at the supermarket, I pretend to need something and say: "Excuse Me, Do You Work Here?" Just to keep things real.

When I'm feeling down and someone says 'Suck It Up' I get the urge to break their legs and say 'Walk It Off'.

They say marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse the privilege.

Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?

It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

               May You Make This A Happy New Day



Comments (6)

Kathy Schowe
California Lifestyle Realty - La Quinta, CA
La Quinta, California 760-333-8886

Thank you for the humor this morning!  Have a wonderful week!  Kathy

Aug 23, 2023 10:11 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Thank you very much for the giggles! 

Aug 23, 2023 12:45 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That's a hilarious collection of humor.  I think I like Clint Eastwood's quote best.

Aug 23, 2023 07:04 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

CONGRATULATIONS Beth and Richard, on having this blog FEATURED in the Old Farts Club group!  

Aug 23, 2023 07:07 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, love it. Yogi Berra's quotes are always worth a second read. :-)

Aug 24, 2023 05:29 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hi Beth... these were hysterical! I loved the Yogi Berra quote... then again, I think I like all his quotes.

Aug 24, 2023 06:43 AM