When should you put your scale in the bathroom corner

Managing Real Estate Broker

Funny Stuff

When I get old, I'm not going to be sitting around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my "Life Alert Button" to see how many Firefighters show up!!!

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Please don't hold me responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Remember when teachers used to say "you won't have a calculator everywhere you go"??? Well, we sure showed them.

I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left... So they started crying and headed home.

The only problem with some people is that they exist!!

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity.

I put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that's where that bitch will stay until she apologizes.


May You Make This A Happy New Day

May The World Be Kind To You

May Your Own Thoughts Be Gentle Upon Yourself


Comments (7)

Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

I just put the weight scale in the bath corner. Stayed same weight if not lost 1# ..... 

Sep 15, 2023 08:34 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Friday morning, Beth and Richard.

Have a great day and an outstanding weekend.

Sep 15, 2023 09:01 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ

You got me Beth and Richard Witt  at the title!! Too funny!!  Loved em all!  Have a fabulous weekend!

Sep 15, 2023 11:33 AM
Personal Engagement,Precision, and Professionalism

Good Morning Beth and Richard Witt  - Thank You for the laughs...the Disneyland one made me laugh out loud.  I will have to visit more often.  God Bless Your Weekend.

Sep 15, 2023 11:46 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That's great humor to share, Beth and Richard.  I especially like the one about clicking your life alert to see how many firefighters show up.  

Sep 15, 2023 04:58 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

CONGRATULATIONS Beth and Richard, on having this blog FEATURED in the Old Farts Club group!  

Sep 15, 2023 04:59 PM
Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Hi Beth,
I don't need a scale to tell me anything. My clothes and the mirror say it all. 😂

Sep 17, 2023 10:41 AM