A Little Plastic Surgery Humor

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At the height of the arms race, the United States and Russia recognized that the doctrine of “Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) was detrimental to both nations. MAD was such that in any conflagration, both countries as well as the rest of the world would likely be destroyed. Accordingly, it was unlikely that either country would initiate a nuclear war.

Representatives of both countries met and it was decided that the issue of which nation would control nuclear arsenals and govern the world would be decided by a dog fight. The losing nation would have to lay down its arms. Each nation had five years to breed the best canine fighting machine.

Russia went right to work…they gathered the best specimens of Dobermans and Rottweilers. They bred them with Siberian wolves. They careful selected puppies from the best breeders. The hired the top trainers. They taught the animals to be as mean as possible. They decided to cheat and gave the animals steroids. These dogs were so mean that their cages had three inch metal bars.

After five years, it was time for the fight. The Russians were abundantly confidant. No one could do more than they did to assure victory.

The American team appeared with a nine foot long Dachsund. The Russians laughed for minutes. They were assured victory. A Dachsund. It appeared that the Russians actually had sympathy for the American team. It was that laughable.

The moment arrived. the cages were opened and the Dachsund wrapped itself around the Russian beast. The Russian beast made the first move to bite the American offering in the neck. However, the American animal opened its mouth and swallowed the Russian animal in one bite.

To say that the Russians were astonished is an understatement. They were flummoxed. They approached the American delegation and mentioned all that they did to assure victory. The Americans replied, “that was nothing, it took our best Plastic Surgeons five years to be able to make an alligator look like a Dachsund”. LOL

Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

Made me smile! Amazing what those plastic surgeons can do.  Just look at Cher!

Jan 14, 2024 08:24 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Yikes! I was wondering where that would go. Thanks for sharing!

Jan 15, 2024 04:56 AM