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Managing Real Estate Broker

1. I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. He asked which three were interested, I said the gas, electric and cable.

2. Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

3. I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't want to cooperate!!!

 4. Never laugh at your wife's choices... You are one of them.

5. Everyone has the right to be stupid. It's just that some people abuse the privilege.

6. There should be an app so you can delete your number out of other peoples phones.

7. Just once I would like to read a medication label that says: WARNING... may cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles and increase energy.

8. Most women are afraid of clowns but somehow still end up dating one!

 9. Of course women don't work as hard as men... They get it right the first time.

10. Home is the only place you can say anything you want, because no one is listening to you anyway.

11. I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older now I'm older... and it sucks...

12. Don't trust everyone you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

May you make this New Day a Happy Day

Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ

Now these were fun Beth!!  Still laughing :)  Happy Friday!

Feb 02, 2024 01:41 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That's a funny collection of quotes, Beth.  I especially liked number eight.

Feb 02, 2024 04:38 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

CONGRATULATIONS Beth and Richard, on having this blog FEATURED in the Old Farts Club group!  

Feb 02, 2024 04:43 PM