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Friday Funnies for Friday April 12 - 2024, make it a great weekend.

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Real Estate Agent with Arizona Elite Properties SA545073000

So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!"

The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?"

The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married."

So the Father replies,

"Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep. 

 

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Bill. A humorous look at marriage for sure depending on your point of view. Funny either way. Enjoy your day.

Apr 12, 2024 05:43 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Friday morning, Bill.

Keep smiling and have a great day.

Apr 12, 2024 07:27 AM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Whew Bill, I must say I don't think any Priest would have used such a rough tone, but funny!

Apr 12, 2024 07:38 AM
Michael Elliott
Fathom Realty - Burlington Township, NJ
Burlington, New Jersey Residential Sales

Oh this is awful!   I will be sure to retell it at least a dozen times this weekend!   Have a good one. 

Apr 12, 2024 08:22 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

If that is what being married is like, I am glad that I never got married, haha.

Apr 12, 2024 12:59 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi bill- once again, I had no idea where this was going but it was funny. 

Apr 12, 2024 06:55 PM
Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

Brian you may be correct. ha ha 

Apr 13, 2024 05:58 AM