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Thoughts of Two

On October 2, 2024. . .  

 

Yes, there are often two sides to a story.  And as my own history continues to teach me, there can be multiple approaches to exploring those.  Perhaps, the following words of wisdom might add some discussion to that exploration:

 

We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak. 

Attributed to Epictetus

 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,

and I am not sure about the former.

Attributed to Albert Einstein

 

Sometimes you have to take two steps back to take ten forward.

Attributed to Nipsey Hussle

 

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Attributed to Victor Borge

 

There are only two bequests we can hope to give our children. 

One of these is roots,

the other, wings.

Attributed to Johann von Goethe

 

There are two great days in a person’s life -

the day we are born and the day we discover why.   

Attributed to William Barclay

 

Two things awe me the most,

the starry night above me

and the moral law within me.

Attributed to Immanuel Kant

 

If I am walking with two other men,

each of them will serve as my teacher. 

I will pick out the good points of the one

and imitate them,

and the bad points of the other

and correct them in myself.

Attributed to Confucius 

 

Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. 

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. 

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. 

She goes Tuesdays,

I go Fridays.  

Attributed to Henny Youngman

 

If it’s a penny for your thoughts and put in your two cents worth,

then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Attributed to Steven Wright

 

Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit to either.

Attributed to Aesop

 

I apologize for the length of this post. Although, it was my original intent to be briefer, once I started to see quotes, it seems I couldn't stop. Too many familiar ones. Others new to me. And still others that have me thinking of rabbit hole adventures awaiting. Oh, well. . . Happy October.

 

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Posted by

Michael Jacobs

 

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Comments(22)

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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

Good morning, Michael. Loved all these quotes... hard to really pick a favorites, but the cynic in me loved the Albert Einstein quote... and the one by Henny Youngman reminded me how funny he was.

Oct 02, 2024 04:17 AM
Michael Jacobs

Nina Hollander, Broker - I admit my appreciation for Henny Youngman grew as I became older.  

Oct 02, 2024 06:21 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker

Michael Jacobs I've always loved all those night club comedians from the 1960's.

Oct 02, 2024 06:23 AM
Michael Jacobs

Nina Hollander, Broker - there was quite the talent pool, that's for sure.  

Oct 02, 2024 06:35 AM
Lew Corcoran
Better Living Real Estate, LLC - East Bridgewater, MA
Expert guidance. Exceptional results.

Thank you for this thought-provoking collection of quotes, Michael Jacobs! I truly appreciate how you encourage deeper reflection on varying perspectives, and your insights make for an engaging read as we welcome October.

Oct 02, 2024 04:36 AM
Michael Jacobs

Lew Corcoran - thank you for the kind words.  

Oct 02, 2024 06:23 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning Michael,

Well you knocked us over with such a great array of quotes! I loved them all for different reasons but I'm struck with the humor of Henny Youngman and the wisdom of Aesop.

Oct 02, 2024 04:39 AM
Michael Jacobs

Dorie Dillard Austin TX - I tried to cull my original selection down to a list that had different approaches to "two".  

Oct 02, 2024 06:25 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I tend to like my side of the story the most, but I always try to understand the other side of the story, haha.

Oct 02, 2024 04:58 AM
Michael Jacobs

Brian England - well, you appreciate "ha" so much you paired it with another "ha".  Too funny.  

Oct 02, 2024 06:27 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

I can see why you couldn't stop - those were all great! I hadn't read the one by Johann von Goethe before, "There are only two bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings."Beautiful!

Oct 02, 2024 05:26 AM
Michael Jacobs

Kat Palmiotti - I don't recall that Goethe quote either but I agree is beautiful. 

Oct 02, 2024 06:30 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Michael. Retirement provides more time pondering and while I would like to refute the quote of Einstein, unfortunately he remains correct. Enjoy your day.

Oct 02, 2024 06:01 AM
Michael Jacobs

Wayne Martin - true when first quoted and as true or even truer today.  I digress. . . 

Oct 02, 2024 06:33 AM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

I believe Jackie Gleason said Henny Youngman stole that joke from him...pretty good evidence for that...lol. Anyway, take my wife, please! (thank God someone did!)

Oct 02, 2024 06:45 AM
Michael Jacobs

Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty - another reason why the "attributed to" disclosure I remember from Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS is so useful.   

Oct 02, 2024 06:55 AM
Kathy Streib

Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty the "take my wife" line was always a favorite of mine!!!  

Oct 02, 2024 10:34 AM
Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
Realty ONE Group Advocates 484-237-2055 - Downingtown, PA
Selling the Main Line & Chester County

Love these, especially the one about the long marriage, very funny. have a great month.

Oct 02, 2024 07:57 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Michael, glad to see a blog from you, I guess I was either missing some in the past.  Great quotes to share with us for sure.

 

Oct 02, 2024 09:09 AM
Michael Jacobs

Will Hamm - I don't post as much as I did in the past, that's for sure. Thank you for the comment.  

Oct 03, 2024 03:26 AM
Joan Cox, Retired Broker/Owner
Denver, CO
Enjoying Every Day to Its Fullest!

Michael, thanks for sharing all these quotes on the 2nd, and so nice to "see" you!  Happy October!

Oct 02, 2024 10:03 AM
Michael Jacobs

Joan Cox - ditto to you - glad you made it to Reno safe and sound.  😺🚘😺

Oct 02, 2024 11:27 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Retired Home Stager/Redesign

Michael- Love all of the quotes. I too have found myself traversing the quote rabbit hole. Along with Mark Twain, I am always drawn to their quotes. Maybe it's because of their cynical truth in their views of mankind. 

Oct 02, 2024 10:39 AM
Michael Jacobs

Kathy Streib - cynicism and I seem to be close companions.  

Oct 02, 2024 11:29 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That's a great collection of quotes, Michael.  I really like the one by William Barclay.

Oct 02, 2024 07:28 PM
Michael Jacobs

Myrl Jeffcoat - I like the William Barclay quote too.  Talk about words of wisdom.  

Oct 03, 2024 03:28 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

CONGRATULATIONS Michael, on having this blog FEATURED in the Old Farts Clubgroup!  

Oct 02, 2024 07:30 PM
Michael Jacobs

Myrl Jeffcoat - thank you for the feature within the OFC group.  I appreciate it.  

Oct 03, 2024 03:30 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

I enjoyed each and every one of those quotes. I had not heard all of them.

Oct 03, 2024 02:27 AM
Michael Jacobs

I tried to include some familiar favorites as well as some new-to-me quotes.  I am glad you enjoyed the selection.  

Oct 03, 2024 03:32 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

There is a whole lot of wisdom AND smiles in those words Michael Jacobs . Have a wonderful weekend.

Oct 04, 2024 06:39 AM
Michael Jacobs

Bob "RealMan" Timm - whether they provide a morsel of mind nutrition or something more, I am glad to hear you enjoyed the selected quotes.  I hope your weekend is good too. 

Oct 04, 2024 07:39 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

I love your quote selections. My listening skills need some improvements.

Enjoy the weekend. We have a sunny day in Maryland. 70 degrees at 11:43 a.m.

Oct 05, 2024 08:44 AM
Michael Jacobs

Roy Kelley - sunny days and some hot temperatures expected to continue in Southern California.  I am looking forward to a good weekend.  I hope yours is enjoyable too.  

Oct 05, 2024 08:57 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much for the reblog. I am glad that your enjoyed my recommendation. This week, my grocery shopping was at Costco and Aldi and a vist to Shoppers in Germantown for wine and beer.

Oct 05, 2024 08:48 AM
Michael Jacobs

Roy Kelley - you're welcome.  You do such a great job reblogging and showcasing the posts of others, it was my pleasure to do so for you.  I am glad to hear you a Happy Shopping week.  

Oct 05, 2024 08:59 AM
Barbara Michaluk
Weichert Realtors | Phone Direct 240-506-2434 | 301-681-0550 office - Silver Spring, MD
Leisure World Specialist / Full Service REALTOR

Good morning Michael, I love these quotes. The one that stood out for me is the one about the most important days of being born and discovering why we're here. I ponder this thought often.

Oct 06, 2024 03:41 AM
Michael Jacobs

Barbara Michaluk - me too.  The quote is ponder-worthy in multiple ways.  

Oct 06, 2024 04:52 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Words of wisdom... to guide and squeeze more rich juice from day to day living. All about your perspective and awareness Michael Jacobs. Hope you have a great weekend! 

Oct 06, 2024 04:01 AM
Michael Jacobs

Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573 - I hope your Aroostook County Maine weekend is enjoyable too and the upcoming week productive and fantastic in countless ways.  

Oct 06, 2024 04:54 AM
Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint-Idaho
Sandpoint Realty LLC - Sandpoint, ID
North Idaho Real Estate - 208-255.6227

Top of the day Michael.  The quotes made for good reflections thru the day I am sure and Henry caught me off guard with a very good laugh.  Thank you for both.  m

Oct 09, 2024 07:44 AM
Michael Jacobs

Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint-Idaho - I believe any day is enhanced by some laughter.  Happy Wednesday.  

Oct 09, 2024 07:51 AM