Now that's the way to Go! (Humor)

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

3 older men living in a nursing facility were discussing the ideal way of dying.

The first said..."I am 74 , and I would like to crash a car doing 100 mph!"

The second said..."I'm 83, and I would like to end it all in a jet doing 900 miles per hour."

The last man said...Well, I will be 95 next week, and I would like to be shot by a jealous husband!"

What a way to go!!!

Comments (9)

Randall Schrader
Competitive Insurance of Dundee - Dundee, FL

Way to lighten my day!  Humor is what we all need a lot more of.  Thanx!

Jul 10, 2008 04:02 AM
Bill Austin
East Valley Living - Scottsdale, AZ

When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Bill Austin (Funny Jokes)

Jul 10, 2008 04:07 AM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Unexpected comment and a funny one, Bill.

Jul 10, 2008 04:12 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Thanks William, another smile to start the busy weekend!  :)

Jul 11, 2008 12:20 AM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

Thanks for the laugh!  You must have a bucket full of sunshine!

Jul 11, 2008 02:02 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Mel...My wife says that I have a bucket for sure, but should would debate if it's sunshine or not!

Jul 11, 2008 02:06 AM
Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Real Estate

Thanks Bill for the laugh as usual. 

Jul 11, 2008 06:14 AM
Kim Bailey
CENTURY21 Grand Realty - Brantford, ON

Cute! Keep the jokes coming.

Jul 11, 2008 11:24 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Ha Ha I can just see some old fart tha can't hardly move saying this

Jul 17, 2008 05:16 AM

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