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🐾My Dog Did It Again… And Somehow It’s Still My Fault🤷🏼‍♂️

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Real Estate Agent with Scott Schulte LLC

🐶 Lessons from the Best Teacher I Ever Had: My Dog 🐾

They say wisdom comes from experience, but let’s be honest... sometimes the best lessons in life come from a creature that eats socks and barks at ceiling fans. My dog has, without a doubt, been the one of greatest teachers I’ve ever had, and I have the shredded shoes, hats, and half-eaten carpet floors to prove it.

💛 Lesson #1: Loyalty is Everything

A dog doesn’t care if you’ve had a bad day, if your hair is a mess, or if you just spilled coffee all over yourself. They’re there, wagging their tail, ready to remind you that showing up is what matters most.

🔄 Lesson #2: Sometimes, Chasing Your Tail is Just Part of the Process

Ever feel like you’re running in circles (2024, for example), getting nowhere fast? Yeah, my dog too. But that never stops him from trying. Sometimes, the journey is just as ridiculous as the goal... but you gotta keep spinning anyway.

🤕 Lesson #3: If You Fall, Get Up (and Shake it Off Dramatically)

Dogs don’t get embarrassed when they wipe out on hardwood floors or miscalculate a leap onto the couch. They just stand up, shake it off like nothing happened, and move on. We should all be so shameless.

🍺 Lesson #4: “Hold My Beer” Is Not Just a Human Concept

Every time my dog sees something new.. an unguarded sandwich, a squirrel, an inflatable Santa on the neighbor’s lawn his eyes light up with an unmistakable “Hold my beer” energy. Sometimes you just have to go for it, consequences be damned.

🛋️ Lesson #5: If a Dog Could Talk, They’d Probably Just Say ‘Chill’

Humans overthink. Dogs? They live in the moment. They don’t stress about tomorrow’s to-do list or dwell on awkward conversations from five years ago. They nap in the sun, chase a ball, and remind us that sometimes, just being here is enough.

🤦‍♂️ Lesson #6: My Dog Does No Wrong

My dog chewed the carpet down to the foundation, and somehow, in my house, it is still my fault. He could tear apart the couch like it owed him money, and my wife would still look at me like I’m the problem... because, obviously, I must have spilled my coffee, my lunch, or simply existed in the wrong place at the wrong time. The dog? Innocent. Me? Guilty. I’ve accepted my fate.

❓ The Real Question?

Want more? Check out my post on the voices that shaped us: Who Didn't Shape Us? That’s the Real Question! 🎸🔥

Who didn’t shape us? Because if my dog can be my greatest teacher, then life’s best lessons can come from anywhere. What unexpected teacher has shaped you?

 

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Joe Mojica
Laer Realty Partners Bowen - Port St Lucie, FL
Your Home Adds Value to You

Scott- great post, points well made, and fun!  Loved the creativity! 

Mar 18, 2025 08:01 AM
Lew Corcoran
Better Living Real Estate, LLC - East Bridgewater, MA
Expert guidance. Exceptional results.

Thanks, Scott Schulte! Your humor and insights about life's lessons from our furry friends really hit home. It’s amazing how much wisdom can come from a dog’s antics—and the way you share those moments makes it all the more relatable!

Mar 18, 2025 09:04 AM
Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

Interesting analogy between human and animal pats. you have a good day.

Sam Shueh

Silicon Valley Realtor

Mar 18, 2025 09:12 AM
Scott Schulte
Scott Schulte LLC - Phoenix, AZ

Patricia Feager 1000 words

Mar 18, 2025 09:34 AM
Patricia Feager

Scott Schulte - Even their EYES speak volumes!!!

Mar 18, 2025 09:37 AM
Marte Cliff

What a handsome family!

Mar 18, 2025 09:15 PM
Adam Feinberg
Elegran - Manhattan, NY
NYC Condo, Co-op, and Townhouse Advisor

I really enjoyed this post. Keep up the great work. 

Mar 18, 2025 11:42 AM
Paddy Deighan MBA JD PhD
http://www.medicalandspaconsulting.com - Vail, CO
Paddy Deighan J.D. Ph.D

yessir, dogs can teach us a lot of things!! Great judges of character too!! Loved this post!!

Mar 18, 2025 11:47 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Scott, what a cute post, and SO true with dogs and real estate! 

Mar 18, 2025 11:49 AM
Patricia Feager
Flower Mound, TX
Semi Retired Real Estate Agent

Scott Schulte - I am delighted to see your post was FEATURED! Keep up the good job creating fun and enjoyable content!

Mar 18, 2025 02:18 PM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Dang, I bet that dog ate your homework too! :) We love our dogs but geeze, they can create havoc.

Mar 18, 2025 02:36 PM
Pat Starnes-Front Gate Realty
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
601-991-2900 Office; 601-278-4513 Cell

The cats rule the roost at my house. There are only two, but they outnumber me and they control everything from bedtime to mealtime, treat time and play time. I have to leave the house to get things done. :)

Mar 18, 2025 03:46 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Scott:

Loved the creativity of your post and the lessons therein!

Jeff

Mar 18, 2025 04:16 PM
Scott Schulte
Scott Schulte LLC - Phoenix, AZ

Thanks for all the love on this post—glad my dog’s questionable life choices could bring some laughs! Appreciate you all! 🚀🐶🏡 Cats also have a mind of their own! 

Mar 18, 2025 04:41 PM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Loved your post! Dogs rule this roost - no doubt about it. 

Mar 18, 2025 09:17 PM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Bless the dogs of the world lo! This is very true and a little bit sweet and he and so I totally get it. :)

Mar 18, 2025 10:13 PM
Debra Leisek
Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

This a great post! Are those 4 dogs all yours? They are beautiful! You are a lucky dog!

 

Mar 19, 2025 12:05 AM
Scott Schulte

The two boxers and the old guy are officially ours; my son's trade school dog from Montana is the Sheppard.  But he is my shadow for the most part.

He's just under one year old and is still in the puppy stage. Running around the house with a full dog bowl of water was a sport last week. 

Mar 19, 2025 04:06 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning Scott Schulte ,

I LOVED YOUR POST! I also agree with Patricia Feager "You could write a book series like this. The Business section at bookstores do not have anything like what you have written!" Seriously what a fabulous analogy to real estate! 

Mar 19, 2025 05:07 AM
Scott Schulte

Dorie Dillard Austin TX 

Good morning! ☕🐶

Wow, that means a lot—thank you! 😂📖

Appreciate the kind words and support! 🏡🐾🔥

Mar 19, 2025 06:02 AM
Ginger Harper
Coldwell Banker Sea Coast Advantage~ Ginger Harper Real Estate Team - Southport, NC
Your Southport~Oak Island Agent~Brunswick County!

This is a good one. Thanks for sharing.  

 

 

Mar 19, 2025 08:47 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Scott   It is well known it is a dog Life - Just spell it backwards -  I love this post 

Mar 19, 2025 03:48 PM
Scott Schulte

Funny! 😂

Mar 19, 2025 04:07 PM
Leanne Smith
Dirt Road Real Estate - Golden Valley, AZ
The Grit and Gratitude Agent

Love the post and the photos.  Very funny and yet quite true. Good afternoon

Mar 21, 2025 02:15 PM
Scott Schulte
Scott Schulte LLC - Phoenix, AZ

Leanne Smith, Thanks!  

Mar 21, 2025 02:30 PM