You know you’re a true Woodbridge Irvine homeowner when you get a formal letter accusing you of guerrilla gardening… with a succulent.
Truth is, I barely noticed the plant—just a little Portulacaria afra (known as Elephant Bush or Dwarf Jade Plant) quietly doing its thing just outside my gate. It had been growing there for years, blending right into the landscaping. Then the HOA sent me a letter stating:
“It has been reported by Management that there are homeowner plants in common area. This is a violation of the governing documents.”
Apparently, I was now the prime suspect. The letter kindly informed me that I needed to remove it - because obviously, when in doubt, blame the homeowner!
Now here’s where it gets interesting: Elephant Bush happens to be native to South Africa. And yes, I’m originally from South Africa too. Coincidence? I’d like to think so. But maybe the HOA figured the dots connected a little too perfectly. For the record, I haven’t even visited South Africa in over 20 years… and if I had been smuggling plants, I promise I would’ve chosen something flashier. 😄
Let me just say - I actually like drought-tolerant succulents, but this one wasn’t mine. Elephant Bush is a survivor. It can root and thrive from a single fallen leaf. It could’ve arrived courtesy of wind, wildlife, or maybe a helpful (but mysterious) neighbor.
That said, I understand the HOA’s position. Their job is to maintain the appearance and value of our beautiful Woodbridge neighborhood, and I’m all for that. I complied and removed the plant - though I was tempted to leave a little sign that said:
“Native of South Africa. Not necessarily planted by one.”
Only in Irvine real estate can a succulent spark a full-blown investigation. 🌿
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