Life certainly has a lot of oddities and things that we cannot explain. Toenails may be one of them.
No one was better at pointing these things out than Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes fame....back when 60 Minutes wasn't biased and actually was a legitimate new source. Alas, I channel my inner Andy Rooney today.
So I offer a few of my own!!
- My title leads into one of them. Why do people say they are reprising the role of something when they were not part of the original production?
- In Babs Streisand's piece, "People Who Need People", why are the ones that NEED people the lucky ones. Why isn't it the ones who already have people that are the lucky ones? I asked my dad this while I was a lad.
- Why is it that the loudest jackass in the boarding area invariably sits next to you on the plane?
- Why is that when we have to go #2, and don't do it right a away, it goes away? Where does it go?
- Why is it that we never care about Mensa quiz answers? If all gacklecruds are crupluggers and all cruppluggers eat apples....
- We know the speed of light, but is there a speed of dark?
Enjoy the Memorial Day weekend and let's remember its purpose!!!!!!
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