What Auburn Real Estate Agents Wish They Could Say Out Loud (But Don’t)
Let’s be real: there are things every Auburn and Opelika real estate agent wants to say out loud—but we don’t. We smile, we nod, we keep it professional. But behind the scenes? Here’s what we’re actually thinking:
• “Your house isn’t worth $100K more just because you love it.”
Sentiment doesn’t equal market value. Zillow doesn’t care how many birthdays were celebrated in the kitchen.
• “Yes, buyers notice the smell.”
Whether it’s pets, mildew, or that curry from last Tuesday… trust us, it’s noticed.
• “Your helpful friend is hurting more than helping.”
We get it—they mean well. But second opinions often lead to third thoughts and fourth delays.
• “If you ghost me, the deal won’t magically close itself.”
This isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure book. We actually need you to respond.
• “Please don’t follow me around like a tour guide.”
Buyers want space to process. Give them breathing room—or they’ll bolt.
We’d never actually say these things at a showing, but… sometimes it’s nice to vent just a little, right?
If you’re buying or selling in the Auburn or Opelika area, don’t worry—we’re still all smiles. But working with a realtor who thinks strategically (and knows what not to say) can make all the difference.
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