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Looking For Creepy MONSTER MASH House In Arizona?

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Halloween is today. Are you looking for a CREEPY Home that you can fix up and build some sweat equity? Who would you ask for advice on Creepy Home or other Real Estate in the Phoenix Arizona metro area, Herman Munster or me, your personal REALTOR? Choosing among Realtors could cause you to go to a MONSTER MASH this Halloween. 

MONSTER MASH of Real Estate and Creepy Fixer Upper Homes

As sung by Bobby Pickett and the Crypt Kickers (1962)

Choose Between Herman Munster and ME As Your REALTOR

Sure, Herman looks the part as a Realtor on Halloween, the nice sports jacket and smile and he actually lives in a CREEPY house, but I have been in the Phoenix metro and Arizona for a long time. OK, OK you are going to ask Herman Munster this year...well here you go! Boo!

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If Herman Munster was a Real Estate Agent, he could give you Halloween Creepy fixer upper homes and real estate advice based on his very specific creepy house knowledge, but would his home selling ideas coincide with what most Buyers want? Herman, if you recall on TV's The Munsters had some unique ideas regarding entertainment and home decoration (see following video). Would Herman's ideas help you find the right home on Halloween and sell your home at the at the best price for you as the Seller? You can decide here.

Halloween-like Real Estate Issues from me your professional REALTOR?

One of the more difficult things we as Real Estate professionals have to do is advising our clients "what has to go" when putting their family home on the market. Herman Munster may have ideas that do not match what the majority of Buyers are looking for in a home. For example, most Buyers are not looking for a moat around the home and creaking front porches and doors that resemble that of a dungeon.

I think we have all been there where a client's home, maybe like the Munster's home, has worked for them for a generation and everything works but it is not in a condition where we as professionals, in our opinions, will put the client's home in a position to sell for top dollar in the local market.

For example, Herman Munster may love certain aspects in a home, but some things have GOTTA GO when selling a home!

Old Door Knobs

Are they old, brassy? Does the one on the front door look like it was owned by Herman Munster? Has it has been through one too many winters or scratched with brillo?               

ugly old door knob

Herman Munster might like old door knobs with "character?"... Most Buyers will not.

Herman Munster styled or Newer more modern door handles recommended by me, Your Realtor

new door knob 

Old doors? What do you think? Take a look at the Munster's front door.


Do you expect to hear chains rattling inside the door, aka the old TV show "The Munsters"? Spring for a nice door. Get an inexpensive but modern light fixture.

Of course, you could ignore Herman Munster and ask me your professional Realtor.

More Ideas from me your professional REALTOR

For more ideas for your Seller clients that will attract Buyers see how to "Make your home SMILE"! 

Communicating these thoughts should be done with warmth, love and compassion. After all, the Sellers probably love their home. The Munsters loved their home. Getting the Buyer to love the home also and helping your clients, the Sellers, to understand what needs to stay and what needs to go is where the rubber meets the road. 

As your Seller's Realtor, I Jeff Masich can help you with what has to stay and what has to go and help you attract Buyers in order to get the most for your home. Give me a call, I would be pleased to help. I do love Herman Munster though. 

Looking for a "Creepy House" that you can fix up and make your own? Call Me!

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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Friday afternoon, Jeff. Enjoy Halloween and have an outstanding weekend.

Oct 31, 2025 01:01 PM
Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI

Thank you Roy and will try to stay away from the really creepy houses and just go into the fixer uppers. Jeff

Oct 31, 2025 01:04 PM
Dennis Neal
Exp Realty of Southern California, Inc. - Big Bear Lake, CA
Your Home Sold in 21 Days or We Sell It For Free

Happy Halloween, Jeff! This is a hilarious and spot-on comparison! You perfectly used Herman Munster and the "creepy house" analogy to explain the critical role of a professional Realtor in advising sellers. It truly highlights that an agent's expertise is necessary to know what has to go to attract the right buyer and achieve the highest sale price!

Oct 31, 2025 01:39 PM
Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI

Thanks Dennis. We REALTORS know stuff, don't we? Jeff

Nov 01, 2025 05:15 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Jeff - hmm, I am thinking of the initial impression that Herman Munster might make as a real estate practitioner.  His height, of course, comes to mind.  Perhaps his days digging up dirt for, you know, the demise of the industry as we once knew it may come to mind too.   I'm imagining many sorts of "things".  Cue the creaking door and other creepy sound effects.  

Nov 01, 2025 04:02 AM
Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI

Roger that Michael. At least this Herman Munster wears a "sports jacket". Most REALTORS don't do that anymore. Oh, the HORROR! Jeff

Nov 01, 2025 05:17 PM